“I’m a Fat Man. You Let a Fat Man Beat You.”

Today was the first press conference for the rematch between world heavyweight champion Tyson Fury and Wladimir Klitschko.

Tyson Fury doesn’t like to do boring press conferences, come to think of it, he doesn’t like to do boring in general.

Fury took no time in going at Wladimir Klitschko from the start. “Klitschko is getting old, whether he likes it or not, 40?, he’s getting in time for the carpet slippers and the rocking chair.”

“What do I do after I beat the great Klitschko, the great person that no body thought they could lose to. He’s a bit like the Trojan’s isn’t he, the Klitschko’s are like the Trojan’s, thought they were unbeatable, until it took a bit of brains and I come over and done them in, secretly, sniper’d the titles away.”

“Did he enjoy it? I don’t know, do I enjoy it? Definitely not, I do it to get paid and to enjoy my life, provide fir the future for my kids. So if that’s a bad thing then I’m a bad person, then Wladimir’s a great person because he’s earn’t a lot more money than I have, so credit to him.”

“People do these sports for different reasons, Wladimir clearly does it because he loves it. It’s not a money thing for Wlad because he’s already a multi [multi-millionaire] and it’s not a quick flash in the pan, some thing he is interested in, a hobby, because he’s doing it into his 40’s, he’s been fighting all his life, it’s obviously something he loves to do, and when you’re like that, you’re capable of anything.”

“so going into a fight with a man who is capable of anything, Who loves training even at 40, even when he’s rich, loves training, loves killing himself, lives a strict lifestyle, he’s a dangerous opponent because I don’t live a strict lifestyle, I don’t even live an athletes lifestyle, it’s an absolute disgrace to call me an athlete.”

Tyson fury then said, “I’ll have to show you’s what a real athlete looks like,” whilst standing up and taking off his t-shirt to revel his body, a body Tyson referred to as a “fat man’s” body.

“This is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, does that look like a fighter’s body? Clearly not, do I give a fu*k?

Then Tyson turned to Wladimir Klitchsko and said, “Have a look, that’s what beat you, a fat man, shame on you my friend, you let a fat man beat ya.” Klitschko responded, “Shame on me, I can’t stand it, shame on me.”

“A fat man’s beat him and relieved him of all his belts, I don’t take boxing seriously, as you can tell, [pointing to his belly] I don’t care about boxing, it’s mainly about getting a few quid, and putting the food on the table and That’s it. That’s your professional [pointing at Wladimir] and if that’s all a professional can do, then God help us all! What’s the point in practicing your job for 40 years when you can’t beat a fat man.”

“But can I fight? Yes, does it matter what a Pitball looks like? Does it fu*k, he’s going to fight. Fat as a pig, 30 stone, I could beat him here and now.”

Tyson Fury and Wladimir Klitschko will have their rematch at the Manchester Arena on July 9 this year.

I’m sure we will see a two stone lighter Tyson Fury come fight night, he is working hard in the gym, regardless of what he said today, he is training two to three times a day.